Panel 1:
A father and two children stand in a park. The daughter and son look up at their father curiously, who looks nervous.
Daughter: "Dad, can you teach us the birds and the bees? Our teacher said to ask our parents."
Dad (thinking): "Oh boy, here we go..."

Panel 2:
The father faces his kids, smiling wearily. In the background is the park, along with strange flying creatures in the background that have traits of both birds and bees. A sign in the park warns about a silhouette of these creatures.
Dad: "Well... I wanted to keep you both innocent until you were older, but... I guess I can't shelter you forever."

Panel 3:
The father begins to explain matter-of-factly. The bird/bee creature flies towards him from behind, claws outstretched, screeching terribly. As it gets closer we can see that it's enormous, as the people in the park look on in terror.
Dad: "You see, when a mad scientist loves birds and bees very much, an unholy union is conducted in which--"
Beerd: "SCRAWZZT!!!"

Panel 4:
The father is snatched up into the bird/bee creature's claws and carried off into the sky. The two children look on in dismay.
Dad: "Ask your motherrrrrr!"

Alt Text:
Mom: "Was your father talking shit about my work again?"