Lab Work
Lab Work
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Panel 1:
A doctor stands next to a man in a hospital bed. The patient has a leg in a cast, a thermometer in his mouth, an ice pack on his head, and an IV in his arm.
Patient: Give it to me straight, doc. Am I gonna make it?
Panel 2:
The doctor looks worried and flips through a clipboard.
Doctor: Well, it's hard to say until the labs get back...
Panel 3:
Several Labrador dogs wearing scrubs and white coats rush into the room, barking. The Doctor and Patient look at them with a smile.
Doctor: Oh! Here they are now!
Patient: Awwww! Well hello there sweet lil' fluffers!
Panel 4:
A Labrador retriever in a white coat puts its paw on the Patient's arm comfortingly. It is rendered in a much more realistic art style than anything else. The Patient looks shocked, and the Doctor looks sad and does a small prayer.
Labrador: Mr. Smith? You have three days to live. I'm so sorry.
Alt Text:
"May I offer you a treat or some belly rubs to get you through this difficult time?"
015 - Lab Work
July 1, 2025
First Comicstripp in a while! It feels good to dip back into goofy jokes (or dark ones), I'm gonna try to make these more frequently so be sure to be following all of the Trueniverse social media and the RSS feed to stay up to date when the updates drop!
If you were wondering, this is the same guy as in Get Well Now. He did not get well, but not for lack of good care; Dr. Dogtor is one of the best in the country. At least now he can get a doctor's note for work.


