Panel 1:
A panicked man wearing the black mask and striped shirt of a classic cartoon burgla runs out of a bank, holding sacks of money. A second man waits in a beaten-up car, looking nervous. Behind them, a security guard shakes his fist.
Robber: "Okay I got it, go go go!"
Driver: "Car's running, hurry up!"

Panel 2:
The two men sit safely in the car, money in the backseat. They smile at each other, with the driver punching the robber in the arm amicably. In the rear-view mirror you can see red and blue lights fading in the distance.
Robber: "Phewww, that was close! We actually did it!"
Driver: "Hell yeah! With this haul we're gonna make out like bandits!"

Panel 3:
The robber and driver both look away, blushing. They both grin bashfully.
Robber: "Heh... yeah..."
Driver: "Mmm... m-hmm."
Robber: "Yep."
Driver: "..."

Panel 4:
Smash cut to their hideout, where the robber and driver are furiously making out on top of their piles of money bags. Their bodies are entertwined as hearts surround them. The room is filled with the sounds of sloppy makeouts like "Mmmm... ohhh... smack... mph" and so on.

Alt Text:
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